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lostwhitekenyan
lostwhitekenyan: RT @Ubabz RT @jamesmurua: Geisha soap makes clothes slip off. #datingtips LOL
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lostwhitekenyan: I would like to apologise to any tweeps I pissed off on the road. I was late coz of a puncture and some radical manoeuvring was called for!
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lostwhitekenyan: Sitting in limuru opposite the WAJIMMY driving school. Didn't realise Kibaks had business in the area! :)
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lostwhitekenyan: @kahenya @intelligensia ... Noooooooo, don't leave me!
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lostwhitekenyan: @inteligensia - catch you in ICU - i bags the bed by the window!
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lostwhitekenyan: @inteligensia - A R G H ..... *clutches chest* .......
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lostwhitekenyan: @inteligensia - that is seriously one stylish coffee mug you've got there - Kaluworks would be very proud!!
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lostwhitekenyan: @inteligensia - mmmmm, yum, yum, yum. Thanks kind sir. hit the spot!
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lostwhitekenyan: @inteligensia - ME ME ME !!
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lostwhitekenyan: Need to wiggle now. Later tweeple.
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lostwhitekenyan: Watching the biker chick doing the weather on CNN. They really should keep it to a couple of lines. I seem to have drifted off.
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lostwhitekenyan: Morning lovely tweeple. am loving this rain, although sadly it dampens kenyan's driving brains so roads will be a disaster!
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lostwhitekenyan: RT: @coldtusker RT @kahenya: Am I ready to be a father? [Erm, what aren't you telling us???] . . . Mmmmm, precisely!
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lostwhitekenyan: RT @RookieKE Is emotional retardation inborn in dudes, and they have to learn these things over time? ........ HEHEH =)
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lostwhitekenyan: >>> answers on a postcard addressed to WHAT SHOULD I DO, P O BOX OMG, IMCONFUSED, THE CITY.
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lostwhitekenyan: Here's the dilemma. Pack my whole life and head for the beach OR stay & keep all comfortable but survival will be more stressful.>>>
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lostwhitekenyan: @Mwirigi - precisely, so all you need is to employ some fellows with some good chat and you're away! catch you in Monaco!
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lostwhitekenyan: Anyone keen to set up a cash transit service, tomorrow's the day to start. I hear there's a lot of business going?!?! . . .
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lostwhitekenyan: Good morning lovely tweeple. I do hope the weekend is treating you all impecably and that you have a blessed Sunday.
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lostwhitekenyan: RT: @BumbleCricket 2 blokes went to london as sperm donors disaster ! one missed the tube..other came on the bus....
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