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lostwhitekenyan: Police commissioner in SA."I have told my policemen that if s'one shoots you with a camera pls smile. If a gun make sure you shoot back"

lostwhitekenyan: @kahenya - you'll be great. if you get nervous know I'll be waving at you on ths screen! ;)

lostwhitekenyan: Has anyone seen that chap 'Sleep'? Couldn't find him when I got to bed last night and it seems he has done a runner already. 4am?I ask you?

lostwhitekenyan: Can someone talk me through the backdrop of the news guys on K24? Is Jeff Koinange running the show from the corridor of his house?

lostwhitekenyan: Fab! I hear there was a kasmall impromptu party in githurai this morning when a truck carrying crates of beer overturned!

lostwhitekenyan: RT @uberdragon: #quote Ken Dodd: Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother

lostwhitekenyan: @kaboro - Good to know. glad to hear you're better :)

lostwhitekenyan: @kaboro OMG. pole bro. hope you're out of there soon. take care and get well.

lostwhitekenyan: Nooooooo. "Sleep! Come Back Here Right Now!" . . . My god, did he not get the memo that it's still the weekend???

lostwhitekenyan: Well the fat lady has not sung I must admit but at 18-9 to the Australians with 3 mins to go, she might as well stand up now. #englandrugby

lostwhitekenyan: Aussies played that well. It's 18 to 9 up for them now! Martin Johnson's face has just hit the floor.

lostwhitekenyan: Go England. Playing well today. They deserve a try now. It's been so near too many times now . . But still so far!

lostwhitekenyan: RT: @FizzyDuck My mate told me he bought his girlfriend a Subaru! I asked "Impreza?" he said "Yes it did" >@supremegream

lostwhitekenyan: Am thinking it 9-8 to the English! OH hold on got it now! It's 9-11 to the Aussies now! #England #rugby #Australia

lostwhitekenyan: Worst thing is i'm not really sure of the score at this stage although I know it's single figures but I can't read the screen! #englandrugby

lostwhitekenyan: Saying that. It was a duff kick by JW that gave possession straight to the Aussies now. #England #rugby #Australia

lostwhitekenyan: England are NOTHING without Johnny Wilkinson. I'd forgotten what a difference he makes to the side. #England #rugby vs #Australia

lostwhitekenyan: my baby rottie just got mowed down by a cow and is feeling very sorry for himself. Hopefully it will however teach him cows ain't friendly!

lostwhitekenyan: @alykhansatchu - nope. am passing. i look enough like a clown without having to dress up like one!! you?

lostwhitekenyan: @inteligensia - er well sir you see sir it's er well of course i'm doing it for the good of oprah so she doesn't get stuck into them instead

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