roomthinker: RT @funnyoneliners: If you can't say ridiculous things with a straight face, there's no room in management for you. 
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0roomthinker: I don't know where G4S officers are. After this week, neither do they 0
0roomthinker: God willing, the software will be ready for deployment next week. 8 months of work. 530 commits 0
0roomthinker: Is it stupidity, naivette, inability to evolve or retardation that prompts one to write an *EMAIL* saying "Check your email"? #Wanker 0
0roomthinker: Always have your Vitz nearby. You never know when someone will need a cigarette lit #AVitzIsNotACar 0
0roomthinker: AD: Dyslexics Anonymous 0
0roomthinker: "The trouble with Kenyans is that we spend a disproportionate amount of time having a 'good time'" #FoodForThought 0
0roomthinker: Every application," according to Chrome's project head, "is a web application http://bit.ly/lJTjG #KeepDreamingMzee #WeedSmoker 0
0roomthinker: Those who say 'money can't buy happiness' are invariably broke 0
0roomthinker: Did you know: It is called G4S because 'ecurity' was stolen 0
0roomthinker: Recommended Reading: SuperFreakonomics: A chicago prostitute is more likely to sleep with a cop than be arrested by one #YouKnowHowIRoll 0
0roomthinker: So, a G4S guy walks into a bar. "Let me guess" says the barman "You've lost your wallet" 0
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