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roomthinker: She emptied her handbag on her desk. There, beside her tissues and lipstick, was the missing Vitz #AVitzIsNotACar

roomthinker: G4S: Gone 4 Sho'

roomthinker: @LarryMadowo You'll not be surprised to learn that before G4S they were considering naming themselves LOST

roomthinker: Met some G4S guy at the ATM. When I cheerfully told them 'msipoteze za leo' they gave me dirty looks.

roomthinker: US Senators attempt to draw their states. http://tinyurl.com/yf9tcxa Many Kenyan MPs can't draw kenya

roomthinker: http://tinyurl.com/yf9tcxa

roomthinker: @LarryMadowo You'll probably lose all 3 cameras #G4S

roomthinker: @kahenya Thank ye, thank ye kindly

roomthinker: 140 Google products and services http://tinyurl.com/y8rpd4u

roomthinker: Nothing can make things hum in a company like a leaked payroll

roomthinker: G4S will shortly be unveiling a new line of sieves

roomthinker: Goldenberg case to start again. Taken over by ShitSwiller http://tinyurl.com/yfuw5g9 #WTF #Impunity

roomthinker: Please get for me my presentation from my Vitz. It's in F:\Documents #AVitzIsNotACar

roomthinker: liverpool lose so many games you'd think g4s is their sponsor

roomthinker: salut pumbavus!

roomthinker: she brings tears to his eyes. she pulls his hair

roomthinker: Missus watching The Ex List. I think i'll grate my tongue in lemon juice #AbsoluteBullshit #MindNumbingCrap

roomthinker: I've been told to stop speaking like pg wodehouse. I say, dash it chaps!

roomthinker: Malcolm Gladwell is a #Plonker http://tinyurl.com/ycl3el4 #ThoseWhoReadNonIllustratedBooks

roomthinker: The best windows notebooks are MacBooks and Lenovos. In that order.