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roomthinker: @inteligensia Howzit my ninga! Will check it out. But still, why is 'God' bleeped but 'F***' isn't? #Sielewi!

roomthinker: @bankelele DSTV are #Wankers. Why bleep out curse words and the word 'God' then show soft core #Porn? Ludicrous!

roomthinker: So, when you get to our car park you'll see about 10 cars and a Vitz #AVitzIsNotACar

roomthinker: You can buy a Toyota Vitz in 2 configurations: 128MB and 256MB #AVitzIsNotACar

roomthinker: Some guy burst out laughing upon discovering i dropped 5k on two books. I laughed. For a different reason #KnowledgeDoesntRust

roomthinker: #YouKnowYouAreInKenya when 'otherwise' is a greeting

roomthinker: Chrome OS arriving next week http://tinyurl.com/ykyajcd #Rumours

roomthinker: @coldtusker Wacheni kunivunjia nyumba!

roomthinker: "man is incomplete until he gets married. then he's finished" #funnystuffthatcouldgetmelynched

roomthinker: I can't believe someone approved the shooting of norbit. nonsense

roomthinker: interested to see how eac will work given each president expects to be top dog

roomthinker: Even these tu black Morris Chestnut movies zimezidi. Kwani the same guy writes all the screenplays?

roomthinker: @coldtusker I wish! A humble Carina. Stuck out like a sore thumb among all the mercs

roomthinker: attached myself to some minister's convoy a few minutes ago. #wankers have it good!

roomthinker: if you enjoy tcm movies make sure you watch hotel paradiso later on #classicmovies

roomthinker: RT @coldtusker: "Currently, the families of #Kenya's first three presidents jointly own 1 million acres #thieves #wankers"

roomthinker: "I Have Two Girls Fighting Over The Mineral Rights To Mount Me" #Brilliance Later twits!

roomthinker: half an hour's worth of code then bed

roomthinker: 'robertalai is following you on twitter' #WTF

roomthinker: @kenyanpundit is there anywhere that clown won't jipox?